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The name’s Beowulf.
You’ve probably heard of me.
After all, they sing my praises everywhere I go. I’m a celebrated and powerful hero in the land of the Geats, my homeland, but my fame spreads far and wide.
Some of my favorite past-times are killing monsters, defeating monsters, destroying monsters…. You get the picture. Oh yeah. And having adventures.
One of my favorite adventures was when a friend of mine challenged me to a swimming contest. I would’ve won, but a ton of sea monsters decided it would be fun to attack me while I was swimming. So I killed them all. While swimming. I’m awesome like that.
No, I do not have a big head. Pssh.